Thursday, November 04, 2004

Somebody Saaaa-----ve mme!

I am STILL stuck with dumb, traumatising, nonsensical, demoralising ProjEct WoRk! I am currently left with ONE group evaluation. And I can't seem to get myself to do it! I have already done THREE...hrmm.... Getting LazY. I'm starting to think that my butt is three times its initial size right now. And it's STiLL growing. So that means, each time i stick my butt down on the chair, and position myself infront of the virus-attacked computer, and evaluate an article, my butt grows! Hence, the sizew of my butt is directly related to the number of articles I evaluate. So that means if I want a smaller butt, I should STOP evaluating! and start DE-evaluating! Wonderful experiment and conclusion! Applause please:)

Now, enough of my stupid experiments! Ok. NOw. What. Do. I. Say. GREAT! I just realised that I do not have to get the last article done!!!! Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha....Sigh......I really don't know what I should do during the holisdays. There are so many things i want to do!

1) Run.Swim.Cycle.( so I can hopefully lose weight)
2) Learn to do inline skating
3) Learn to love GOd
4) Learn to love myself for the way I am
5) Learn to love others
6) Learn to be interested in studying
7) STop thinking about stupid things that will never come true
8) Get out of JC as soon as possible. And start working!!!!!
9) How to be happy
10) How to interact with homosapiens
11) How to love chemistry without bursting a blood vessel in my body
12) How to love Economics without loving to spend money
13) How to love Maths, without hating my Maths teacher and dreading tutorials
14) How to love GP, without writing out of point
15) How to excel in Bio, without preoccupation with seeing someone during lectures. ( Now this is bacoming ridiculous!)
16) HOw to live a better year ahead.

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